tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332907712012-01-10T13:30:06.239-08:00Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-85235287794925689192012-01-10T13:17:00.000-08:002012-01-10T13:30:06.246-08:00<div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>How does a head lice make passage through a canal? </strong></span></span></div><br /><br /><br /><div align="right"><span style="color:#ffffff;"><strong><em></span><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Dreadlocks!</span></em></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-8523528779492568919?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164947020645870152006-11-30T20:22:00.000-08:002012-01-10T13:24:02.512-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>What does a louse need to drive?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>A license</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494702064587015?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164946656433170962006-11-30T20:16:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:17:36.436-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>What do you call a dirty old louse?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>Licentious.</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494665643317096?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164946331555402602006-11-30T20:11:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:12:11.556-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>How do you catch head-lice?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>With a louse trap.</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494633155540260?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164946220560395982006-11-30T20:09:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:10:20.560-08:00<strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Why didn't the good Catholic mother treat her children for head lice?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><div align="right"><strong><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><em>She was Pro-lice.</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494622056039598?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164946060952935162006-11-30T20:05:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:07:40.953-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>Why wouldn't the rich aristocratic mother lice let her daughter date Larry Flint?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>He was a louse.</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494606095293516?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164945876398301852006-11-30T20:03:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:04:36.400-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>On "Who wants to be a Millionaire: Lice Edition" what does the louse use for help?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>His Lice Line</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494587639830185?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164945744373407572006-11-30T20:00:00.000-08:002006-11-30T20:02:24.373-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>What is the most famous battle in the history of head-lice?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><em><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>The Charge of the Lice Brigade</strong></span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494574437340757?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164945462552362492006-11-30T19:56:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:58:51.116-08:00<strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;">Where do mountain-climbing head lice go?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><div align="right"><strong><span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><em>The widow's peak.</em></span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494546255236249?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1164945238174109412006-11-30T19:50:00.000-08:002006-11-30T19:59:38.540-08:00<span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"><strong>What is the favorite lice nursery rhyme?</strong></span><br /><strong></strong><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><em><strong>Three Blind Lice</strong></em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-116494523817410941?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157300473058581742006-09-03T09:18:00.000-07:002006-09-03T09:21:13.060-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>What do you call a head lice to the third power?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>Lice cubed!</em></strong></span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000000;">(credit TF)</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115730047305858174?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157158335082295272006-09-01T17:46:00.001-07:002006-11-30T20:21:32.133-08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Why is the comedian with headlice more successful than all the other comedians? </strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em></em></strong></span> </div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>He's got a million of 'em!</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115715833508229527?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157077652737310682006-08-31T19:24:00.000-07:002006-08-31T19:27:32.746-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>What is a louse's favorite frozen confection?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:#ffffff;"><em>Lice cream</em>.</span></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115707765273731068?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157074769197731182006-08-31T18:38:00.000-07:002006-08-31T18:39:29.203-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Where would you find ghetto head lice?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong><em>In da hood!</em></strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115707476919773118?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157059938550757632006-08-31T14:30:00.000-07:002006-08-31T14:59:58.230-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">What did the headlice say when their host went to the barber?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><div align="right"><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">"There goes the neighborhood."</span></em></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115705993855075763?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157059742968854552006-08-31T14:26:00.000-07:002006-08-31T15:00:36.546-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">What is the favorite San Francisco treat of a louse?</span></strong><br /><strong></strong><br /><div align="right"><em><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Lice-a-roni.</span></strong></em></div><strong></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115705974296885455?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1157057955329184652006-08-31T13:57:00.000-07:002006-08-31T14:57:06.410-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>What did the mother louse say to her misbehaving little nits?<br /><br /></strong></span><div align="right"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>"Don't make me get the comb!"</strong></span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115705795532918465?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1156813586915268002006-08-28T18:02:00.000-07:002006-08-28T18:16:47.416-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>What is the favorite hobby of head lice?</strong></span><br /><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><em><strong>Nitting.</strong></em></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115681358691526800?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1156813208168130282006-08-28T17:58:00.000-07:002006-08-28T18:00:08.183-07:00<strong><span style="font-size:130%;">Where do head lice plant their crops?</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;"></span></strong><br /><div align="right"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">In corn rows!</span></strong></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115681320816813028?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1156732622723259932006-08-27T19:35:00.000-07:002006-08-27T19:37:02.733-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>What did the masochist say to the headlice?</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;"><strong>Bite me!</strong></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115673262272325993?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1156478345367484302006-08-24T20:56:00.000-07:002006-08-24T20:59:05.373-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;">What do you call head lice on a bald person?</span><br /><br /><div align="right"> </div><div align="right"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Homeless!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115647834536748430?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33290771.post-1156456137480796882006-08-24T14:47:00.000-07:002006-08-24T14:58:10.186-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;">What is a head lice's favorite Broadway musical?</span><br /><br /><div align="right"><em><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffffff;">Hair!</span></em></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33290771-115645613748079688?l=headlicecanbefun.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Head Lice Can Be Funhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01228351657496362648noreply@blogger.com5